December 21, 2007

11 Secrets Men Keep

Secret #1: Yes, we fall in lust 10 times a day.
True, but we are not going to leave you.

Secret #2: We actually do hobbies to get away from you.
Sometimes we just need a little me time.

Secret #3: We’re unnerved by the notion of commitment.

Yes commitment scares most guys, but give us a chance you’ll be surprised.

Secret #4: Earning money makes us feel important.

Knowing we can support the ones we love if we need to.

Secret #5: We actually enjoy fixing things around the house.
Alas it is true. I have been guilty of this as well.

Secret #6: We like it when you mother us.
You can makes us feel so much better when we are sick.

Secret #7: Every year we love you more.
This could not be any truer.

Secret #8: We don’t really understand what you’re talking about.
Face it ladies sometimes you are too deep and complex.

Secret #9: We are terrified when you drive.
Mostly when you are angry.

Secret #10: We’ll always wish we were 25 again.
I am still 25 but I bet this is true too.

Secret #11: Give us an inch and we’ll give you a lifetime.
Love, devotion, honesty and we are yours for life.