Honest Corporate Slogans
iPod: It’ll break in a year, but by then you’ll want the new one.
Ikea: One day you’ll be able to afford real furniture.
Taco Bell: You’re high and we’re still open.
Southwest Airlines: On your marks, get set, find a seat!
Ben and Jerry’s: Whoah, dude, did you eat that whole thing?
Krispy Kreme: Less filling, just as fattening.
McDonalds: Always a good idea. Until afterwards.
Starbucks: Long lines, high prices and the best legal high available.
4 years ago